Life Floating By Commenter's Bill of Rights

We the people, of the United States in order to form ..... what?

Someone else wrote that already? Darn!

OK here goes....

The Right To Free Speech: Cedar Posts shall make no law respecting an establishment of fanhood, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof. We encourage readers to discuss and debate sports, entertainment, politics and whatever else finds its way onto these pages. See: Rodney Monroe.

The Right To Differing Opinions: Commenters have the right to disagree – especially about Tiger Woods and John Fox – but keep it classy. Personal attacks on other commenters will not be tolerated. The busting of chops is acceptable and in some instances, encouraged, but keep it friendly.

The Right To Call Out The Bloggers: We write, therefore, we write stupid things. No one is perfect, especially us. We have biases, can’t spell and partake in a litany of other mistakes on a daily basis. Feel free to let us know when we say something stupid. We can handle it.

The Right To Remain Anonymous: Just because Clay Akins came out of the basement, doesn’t mean you have to. When you are here – you are your commenter name if you choose one. The information you decide to give about your life away from the keyboard is up to you and you alone. Comments revealing person information about others will be deleted.

The Right To Post Links: Linkage is a powerful and important part of what we do, but we’ll never be able to get everything. You are welcome to post links, but remember, “NSFW” tags save jobs.

The Right To Vote On Trivial Matters: This right shall not be denied or abridged by anyone on account of state of residence, team affiliation or place of education.

The Right To Click Ads: Cedar Posts shall have power to lay and collect taxes on incomes, from whatever source derived, without apportionment among the several states, and… Oh, just click on the banner ads so we don’t have to knock down your door.

The Right To Have Your Comment Deleted: Cedar Posts reserves the right to delete any comment that is contradictory to the spirit of the Commenters’ Bill of Rights. Again, we want to promote a friendly environment here and we thank you for your help in accomplishing that.